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Guide to a Better Life - Let The bus

Today, the owner of this space (of course dmentlok *) has decided to create a series of post to make your life better and better! The series "Guide to a Better Life" is a string practical tips to make life better and eliminate s trivial matters of his major concerns.


This first installment is on how to optimize your stay in a public transport bus (not transmilenio), I make the distinction frecunto not much mass transportation system Bogota.

• Be clear about the route you need: often happens between the desire and ignorance wrong bus.
• Do not ask the driver because this will tell you "YES" so that you pay the fare. If in doubt ask to see some old man down the street.
• Never shout "This bus goes to Los Alamos on the door, because in the age of technology everyone wears headphones and they better shit its misplaced.
• Pay simple, it is common that just when it rains you get wet at the door waiting to give someone the "returns" to avoid "puteada" mental coin store.
• Locate the emergency exits. summer months, avoid them, then drown expecting a small stream of air. If it is raining, avoid them, often have major water leaks.
• not ride with big packages, if it takes "longer charging" pay a taxi, do not be stingy.
• Avoid chairs privileged, that just the best part of the dream, gets a little old lady and it's up to the job reluctantly.
• awake. If you become drowsy, which is not so heavy. If mounted to a bus after the partial-fetched to a final you better not go up.
• Wake up. If when you wake up has been passed your destination, do not rush to ring, get up with dignity and desire to go without out. Understand that the fault was theirs.
• is male or female? If you are a man, make yourself next to a woman, this guarantees you at least get on the bus. If you are a woman, make yourself away from men, can steal, or gouaches to get desperate when a bus.
• watches or cell phones not . If someone asks you not have time, or cell, or ipod to see the time, to any stranger you still in the stone age.
• Choose mate. Avoid getting people appearance that smell bad, can be a tprtura your trip, not to mention the particular patchouli.
• Avoid despair. Do not think that by talking to a woman and Brad Pitt seems to rise at an old bus, that only happens in movies.
• Finally remember it is a means of public transport, then it is created at home talking out loud, put his feet where he pleases, leaving trash and garbage and buying him as mucus offer.